so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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