hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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