idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
