Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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