i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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