Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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