oh god the rape fog is back!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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