this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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