I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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