me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Randomize