Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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