Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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