Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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