What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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