just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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