quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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