Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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