party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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