Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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