Pappa wants mamma naked
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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