I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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