Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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