remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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