think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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