She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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