Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
