She's JV to your varsity
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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