8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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