U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
