I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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