Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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