making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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