I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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