Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
