We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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