you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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