His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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