I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Shame - the story of my life.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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