why didn't you poke me back
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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