lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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