How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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