This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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