What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
