It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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