no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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