OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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