You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
