i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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