Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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