everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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