Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
only if we run a train.
done.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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