Don't you send me to vm
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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