When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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