i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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