hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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