I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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